America's New "It" Couple Kiss and Tell on Larry King Live

Via Gawker

Unless you've been squatting in a partially-developed Williamsburg condo building, surely you've heard the news of the torrid Levi Johnston/Kathy Griffin affair currently taking the nation by storm. Tonight, Kathy and Levi dished on their hot Teen Choice Awards date.

Frankly, this may have been the most entertaining segment on Larry King Live since the fossilized lizard himself gave Marlon Brando a handjob on the air. Between Griffin's steady barrage of sexual innuendo, thinly veiled references to post-date Levi-banging, combined with Levi's seemingly endless "aw shucks" blushes and sheepish grins, this was fun television from beginning to end. Long live Kathy and Levi. May the white-hot flame of their love never be extinguished.

2 comments:

Anonymous said... / Aug 11, 2009, 7:05:00 AM  

Kathy is plenty old enough to be Levi's mom. I am sure that is what Levi is looking for, a new mommy. And while may have been joking about slipping him a roofy, Levi would have surely woken up crying. I mean, she may look good, but 49 years is a long time to be wearing the same skin.

Codester said... / Aug 13, 2009, 2:51:00 AM  

I think you're right. Kathy should get newer younger skin. And she can afford it.

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