Obamabot Blend... Mmmm


Good morning radical socialist nanny state slackers who only want free health care. I'm coming to you LIVE from Scarborough Country... in the "Redneck Riviera"... Pensacola Florida!!

Isn't that the cutest unicorn donkey rendering you've ever seen?

I was looking for wifi spots at mom&pop coffee joints (cause I support small business in America, and besides Starbucks isn't worth $82 a cup) and I found a listing for this place. Now who would NOT want to patronize a place that has "Bad Ass" in it's name, right? Well, not me. So here I am drinking a cup of Obama Blend (for realz) and oddly enough, it tastes just like kool-aid.

I thought I might see a book rack display selling autographed copies of Joe's latest best-seller, but sadly... no.

Crappy weather this morning when I woke up...

What I feel is come and gone before
No need to talk it out
We know what it's all about
Hangin' around, nothing to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
Sing it, Karen!!


Looks like it's gonna be shitty for a lot of the drive home too. Bridgestones, don't fail me now!!

This chair is so cushy comfy... I wonder if they'd let me sleep-loiter here until about noon.

1 comments:

Sinfonian said... / Aug 18, 2009, 1:24:00 AM  

Looks like you enjoyed my (temporary) town. Cool.

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