I Am The Mob

Ok, it was all fun and games when the new "Enemies List" bots were taking down names of wingnuts and making them all wingnuttier and freaking them out about their Twitter accounts and likely their Facebook accounts being turned over to the White House and marched off to the FEMA labor internment camps.

But now these bots have come after the wrong girl. And don't they know who I am? I have a serious reputation on Twitter as a bonafide radical hardcore koolaid drinking leftist Commie Socialist Obamabot unicorn chasing LIBTARD!!

I never once used the #iamthemob hashtag... and only occasionally used the #teaparty hashtag and by occasionally I mean about 57 times an hour but STILL!!

Was it because I'm sarcastic? Was my sarcasm misunderstood as a threat to the administration? Was it the FOX news site I signed up for... just to club one wingnut with some truth and logic? It was a local news affiliate FOX site for God's sake!! Not the holiest of holies, Sean Hannity's PERSONAL BLOG!!

This isn't fair. And I know Michelle Bachmann warned me. But I'm, ya know... young and invincible. Now... Rahm Emanuel has got me confused with an actual right wing loony-toon.

Oh, god. Not Rahm. I almost totally forgot. Oh, please god no... not Rahm Emanuel. Don't make me go before Rahm!!

I WAS YOUNG AND NAIVE!!

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS SIGNING!!

PLEASE SEND PRESIDENT CLINTON!!

1 comments:

J said... / Aug 11, 2009, 10:38:00 AM  

It's because they found out that you are secretly a Swede hellbent on turning America into a Swedish welfare state full of secular people and Ikea's. You are a spy just like Barack is really a Kenyan spy.

Post a Comment