‘Real American’ Records Actual Historical Event In Beautiful Painting

Via Wonkette

A bunch of you have sent us a link to this painting by a fellow named Jon McNaughton, depicting the divine event that took place during the hot Philadelphia summer of 1787, when Jeebus flew to America from his ice cave on Pluto to deliver the U.S. Constitution to some brat before an in-studio audience consisting of George Washington, Mister Hollywood, Liberal News Reporter, Satan, and others. “Jon McNaughton would like to set the record straight,” we read.

What’s so essential about this Internet painting is that McNaughton has included, for each character, that thing you commenters love so much: Alt-Text. Descriptive Alt-Text.

The bottom-right corner is where you’ll find the good stuff:

Satan kinda resembles Ann Coulter. Jussayin.

One Nation Under God [Jon McNaughton]

ONE NATION UNDER … WTF?!?! [More fun on this from Elvis Hussein Dingeldein.]

Hell Version [Wonkette]

Another Great Parody [Short Packed]


Anonymous said... / Oct 9, 2009, 1:39:00 AM  

I love that he calls his site 'McNaughton Fine Art' when 'I Make Thomas Kinkade Look Like A Fucking Genius' would be more appropriate.
And once again Jesus, a Jew from the Middle East, is portrayed as a European. As is pointed out on shortpacked, "He basically looks like Aaron Eckhart...This is what Jews looked like in the first century."

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