MSNBC, Joe Scarborough's show, 11/13/2002:
CHRISTINE O'DONNELL: So Eric, what do you tell them? Do you tell them safe sex?
ERIC NIES: You're going to stop the whole country from having sex?
Listen up Christine O'Donnell, it's our coochies!! We'll play with them whenever we damn well feel like it. It's our Constitutionally protected right. Keep your big government out of my hot mess!!
Here's Constitutional scholar Cyndi Lauper:
She bop he bop a we bopExactly!! It's a perfectly safe and harmless procedure enjoyed by a plurality of THE ENTIRE WORLD. And if you were willing to be honest, you are too!
I bop you bop a they bop
Hey, hey they say I better get a chaperoneNO LAW! Nuff said. Thank you, Cyndi.
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet