Joe Biden's mama sounds like a pretty tough old broad. During his DNC speech, we got treated to stories of how Mama Biden raised her Joey to be the no-nonsense bad-ass he is today. Joe told tales of Mama Biden telling little Joey to go up to some bullies and "bloody their nose," and Mama Biden feeding little Joey lies to make him feel better about his stutter. And hell, she's gotta be tough if she's still showing up to conventions at age 90.
Mama Biden ought to write a book, and fast. Here's how we imagine the Table of Contents might look: